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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:55

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Then came..
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
No go.
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Former NFL QB says Shedeur Sanders was custom-made for Stefanski’s offense - Dawgs By Nature
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Teen girl from 6,200 years ago with cone-shaped skull unearthed in Iran - Phys.org
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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