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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Trump says Xi agreed to restart flow of crucial minerals, but analysts say China won’t give up its ‘rare earth card’ - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Pride events face budget shortfalls as US corporations pull support ahead of summer festivities - AP News

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Then came..

USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

No go.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Former NFL QB says Shedeur Sanders was custom-made for Stefanski’s offense - Dawgs By Nature

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Teen girl from 6,200 years ago with cone-shaped skull unearthed in Iran - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

I abandoned my Steam Deck for a year – but Nvidia GeForce Now has made it a Nintendo Switch 2 killer - Tom's Guide

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The 10 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend - Vulture